A conversation between two cowboys looking over an American Indian reservation.
| Cowboy 1 | There are a lot of injuns down on that reservation. |
| Cowboy 2 | Yup, partner. |
| Cowboy 1 | I wonder what type of injuns they are. |
| Cowboy 2 | Well partner. There is a lot of different injuns down there. You point one out and I’ll tell you what kind they are. |
| Cowboy 1 | Okay partner. How about that one putting up the wigwam ? |
| Cowboy 2 | That’s an Apache. |
| Cowboy 1 | And that one, the one weaving that hair ? |
| Cowboy 2 | That ones a Sioux. |
| Cowboy 1 | And what about that one running through the camp with a pail of water, going ‘Nee Nah, Nee Nah!’ ? |
| Cowboy 2 | Ah! That’s just a Fire Injun !!! |