One night as Dorf laid in bed a thought started forming in his head…..
Thought: Why am I here? What’s it all about? Why does it feel all cold and lonely up here?
Thought2: It is cold. Maybe it is all this empty space that does it.
Thought: Sorry? What are you?
Thought2: I’m another thought. I’m here to keep you company.
Thought: I didn’t think a person could have two thoughts at the same time.
Thought2: Well with all this space there is plenty of room. Any way how do you think? A thought can not have a thought!
Thought’s thought: Of course a thought can think, and I’m the proof.
Thought2: And you are?
Thought’s thought: I am Thought’s thought.
Thought2: I wonder if I can have a thought.
Thought: Why wonder about it, when you can think about it.
Thought2: I don’t think I can.
Thought’s thought: You just did.
Thought2: Did what?
Thought2′s thought: Think. And to prove it I just popped into existence.
Thought2: So we are now four thoughts. I wonder where the wonders go.
Thought: I think they disappear rather quickly.
Thought’s thought: Yes, you quite often hear of 5 minute wonders.
Thought2: Thought, you shouldn’t of done that again.
Thought’s 2nd thought: Make room for another thought.
Thought2′s thought: Do you think this guy ever has any interesting thoughts?
Thought: I dunno, I don’t want to think again.
Thought’s thought: At least it is getting warmer in here.
Thought2′s thought’s thought: Yes we should be alright now.
Thought2: Who are you?
Thought2′s thought’s thought: I’m your thoughts’ thought.
Thought: I think my head hurts.
Thought’s 3rd thought: You haven’t got a head, you’re a thought.
Thought’s 2nd thought: Please all stop thinking it’s getting a bit crowded in here now.
Thought: We have to find a way to stop these extra thoughts.
Thought2: I think I have the answer.
Thought2′s 2nd thought: You have? I may be new here but I’d like to hear the solution.
Thought2: Forget it. I don’t think it would work anyway.
Thought2′s 3rd thought: Neither do I. If you all stopped thinking at least I would be the last.
Thought2′s thought’s thought: I think he’s right.
Thought2′s thought’s thought’s thought: Where am I? Why am I? Who are you lot?
Thought: You are in a mind.
Thought2: You are a thought.
Thought’s thought: We are all thought’s too.
Thought2′s thought’s thought’s thought: Can there really be this many thoughts in one mind?
Thought’s 2nd thought: It seems so.
Thought2′s 2nd thought: Though you wouldn’t think it was possible.
Thought2′s thought: I hope he doesn’t think at all.
Thought’s thought: How do you know it is a he?
Thought2′s thought: Well I don’t know, I just sort of thought it was.
Thought2′s thought’s 2nd thought: Weeeeeeeee! Hello thoughts. I am the new thought on the block.
Thought: I think he’s mad.
Thought’s thought: It’s just a thought, It isn’t a he or she, It’s just a thought.
Thought’s 4th thought: Wouldn’t you be mad coming into a mind as crowded as this?
Thought2: I don’t know if I’d be mad. But I would definitely be a little cross, there is nowhere left to sit.
Thought’s 2nd thought: At least you haven’t got anyone standing on your head.
Thought2: But I haven’t got a head I’m a thought.
Thought’s 2nd thought: Oh, I didn’t think of that.
Thought2′s thought’s thought: Well don’t start now.
Thought: Start what now?
Thought2: He was just telling your 2nd thought not to start thinking.
Thought: Oh, good idea.
Thought’s thought: How many times do I have to say it, we are just thoughts, not he’s or she’s.
Thought’s 4th thought: Are you sure? I’m attracted to you and I know I’m not gay, so we must be different sexes.
Thought’s 3rd thought: That’s a thought, we could start our own community. What does everyone think about it?
Thought: I don’t want anyone to think about it.
Thought’s 3rd thought’s thought: Think about what?
Thought2: Never mind, just don’t think.
Thought2′s 2nd thought: Remember that thought we shouldn’t think about. Errrm … well … I did!
Thought: Oh dear! This is getting very crowded.
Thought2′s 2nd thought’s thought: Ow! someone just nudged me.
Thought’s 3rd thought: Can a thought nudge?
Thought’s 4th thought: Yes, I think it can.
Thought’s thought: I think there is too much thinking going on again.
Thought’s thought’s thought: I think you’re right.
Thought: I think I might as well give up.
Thought2: I think I’ll join you.
Thought’s 3rd thought: Well if we’ve all stopped not thinking any thought’s on this community idea?
Thought’s 4th thought: And any more thought’s if we are male and female or just no sexed things?
Dorf: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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