This song was written for a certain Scout leader in our district. He was very accident prone. Sung to the tune of Johnny Be Good.

Deep down in Slip End close to the sports ground

An accident prone leader can often be found

Here was a boy that played ball and tripped and fell

We hope the country boy named Johnny be well

He’s the most accident prone leader to be found

Manages to hurt himself just by a sittin’ around

Chorus:

Oh, oh, oh Johnny oh oh

Oh Johnny oh oh

Oh Johnny oh oh

Oh Johnny oh oh

Johnny be well