Gruesome Gorillas

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Gruesome Gorillas thrive on hard work and are often employed as bodyguards or debt collectors, excelling in both roles. Despite their small brains, which limit them to simple tasks, their determination makes them difficult to dissuade once given a job. And they wont ask questions about the job the job at hand.


Identification
Standing at an impressive two meters tall, the Gruesome Gorilla is a formidable sight with its large, hairy body and massive fists. Both males and females sport a dark, hairy coat and often wear a tie, adding to their distinctive appearance.

Habits
The Gruesome Gorilla is dedicated to its work, finding purpose and satisfaction in its labour.

Voice
Their voice is deep and commanding, reflecting their imposing presence.

Habitat
They reside in well-furnished homes provided by their employers.

Food
Their diet consists mainly of a variety of fruits, with a particular fondness for bananas.

Breeding
It’s best not to dwell on the details.

Movements and Migrations
These hardworking creatures are willing to relocate for well-paying jobs, and it’s wise to ensure they are compensated fairly.

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