Author: Aumhur
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The Abba Skit
This play was written as part of the entertainment for an evening of a Scout Leaders training weekend. The the theme was Sweden and the obvious choice was sing something by ABBA. The wife didn’t like this idea, and neither would anyone else if they’d heard her sing, so I came up with this as…
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Dropped Stitches
Dropped stitches is a common problem amongst fumbling knitters. Have you ever wondered where those dropped stitches go? If the knitter is lucky the stitch may of just dropped down a row in their knitting. In which case it can be just picked up and the knitter can carry on. But often the stitch is…
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Forgetting Gravity
Forgetting about gravity is a very easy thing to do. Not a very sensible or healthy idea though. Stepping off the top of a building just because you forgot gravity was there will not stop you from falling. But if you could persuade gravity to forget about you, that is a completely different matter. You…
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The Long Walk
Son Are we there yet? Dad No son, it’s just around the corner. Son Oh! Okay dad. Time passes. Son Are we there yet? Dad No son. As I told you, it’s just around the corner. Now stop asking. Son But I’m tired, we’ve been walking for ages. Dad You’ve only been walking for an…
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Slow Boat
The two friends climbed aboard the small wooden boat that waited for them at the waters edge. As the two men seated the figure at the front of the boat pushed away from the bank with the large pole he held in his hands. The two men gave each other a worried look, at the…
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Lost in New York
This story/sketch wasn’t what I was expecting when I wrote the title.But that is one of those things when you try and write something that way around. Donald I think we took a wrong turning back there. Gerry Well it all looks very unfamiliar to me. Donald It all seems so different from how I…
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I Want a Green One
Can’t I have one of those?’, asked Arnold as he struggled with his straight jacket. The nurse looked at him sternly and muttered something under her breath as she took a purple pill out of the container. Arnold held his mouth tightly closed as she tried to pop the pill in his mouth. ‘I want…
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One More Stick
For some strange reason I thought this was the title of a song. So here is the resulting song.
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