Invisible Turtles

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The Invisible Turtles live in many dimensions, they may even be in your home at this very moment. Obviously being invisible you will not see them. There are many everyday occurrences in the home that we often take for granted, seeing them as just one of those things that happen. However, these events are actually caused by the Invisible Turtles. Here are a few examples:

  • Fish Tank Water: Many believe the water in a fish tank evaporates, even with a lid on. In reality, the Invisible Turtles drink it.
  • Light Bulbs Blowing: Light bulbs are designed to last forever, but they don’t because the Invisible Turtles pee on them, causing them to short out and blow. This explains the irregularity and occasional simultaneous failure of multiple bulbs.
  • Unexplainable Bumps in the Night: These are usually caused by an Invisible Turtle falling off the ceiling.
  • Tripping Over Nothing: It’s not just clumsiness; it’s likely an Invisible Turtle that has just fallen off the ceiling.
  • Non-Stick Pans Losing Their Coating: Despite following the care instructions, the non-stick coating on your saucepans disappears because it’s a favourite food of the Invisible Turtles.
  • Missing Socks: Invisible Turtles also love socks, especially those in the washing machine. This is why you sometimes find a sock missing when you take the laundry out.

These are just a few examples of the mischief caused by the Invisible Turtles, giving you an idea of their antics.


Identification
None. They are invisible.

Habits
Walking across ceilings and disrupting the normal balance of things!

Voice
None. They communicate with each other through telepathy.

Habitat
Any ceiling.

Food
Non-stick coatings, blue-tack, socks, and water from the fish tank.

Breeding
Likely a complicated process that has never been observed. This task must be challenging for the Invisible Turtles, as they cannot see each other or determine their partner’s sex. However, they clearly do breed, as the existence of baby turtles has been known long before their parents.

Movements and Migrations
The Invisible Turtle spends most of its life scurrying around the ceiling of one building. As they grow and mature, they seek a new home, moving out on their eighteenth birthday.

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